Dear Dell Customer Service, (if you can even call it that)
I am infuriated by your shenanigans. Next time I call for assistance with my computer problems, please do not transfer me from the “Wireless Connectivity Problems” department to the “Expired Warranty Support” to the “Hardware Support” department then back to the sales department of “Expired Warranty Support” so that I can pay you $239 to extend my warranty before I am allowed to speak to anyone.
I don’t want to speak to anyone.
I am not paying $239 to extend my warranty.